Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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