First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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