So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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