You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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