i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I am available for nakedness
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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