I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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