we're blogging at a bar
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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