i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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