Kareoke will never be a sober sport
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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