It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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