Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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