just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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