I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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