Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
