Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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