She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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