Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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