accomplished twins. life is a go
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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