just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
