I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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