We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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