I understand Curling. That high.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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