Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize