youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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