: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wannas sexs uuuuu
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I did not marry a roomba.
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