windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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