what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene