Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this just has baby written all over it
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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