It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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