Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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