I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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