chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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