I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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