Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
should my penis look like a turkey
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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