Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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