god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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