People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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