Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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