But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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