is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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