found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i will never coherently bang her
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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