She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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