Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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