found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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