I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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