Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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