dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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