made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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