I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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