My room smells like vodka and shame
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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