dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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