remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
