YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
did you just send me my own nude
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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