Your mouth is God's brothel.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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