Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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