he puts the penis in happiness.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i think im in europe. pls send help
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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