i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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