Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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