so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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