As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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